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Responding to some of the negative criticism in response to last week’s Chicago Reader illustrations, Mr. Derek Erdman has prepared this illustration, apparently for use as this week’s CRcover: NOTE:...
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(above, Ichiro’s would be new-look, inspired by Derek Erdman’s “STRANGLED: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders”) I’ll spare you a proper introduction of myself with a simple statement: I quit smoking on...
View ArticleMariners’ Howard Lincoln Has A Funny Way Of Accepting Responsibility
Oh, Jesus, what a fucking disaster area this is. And in case you’re wondering why the Seattle Mariners seem so broken and hopeless, you have two choices: 1. Keep wondering; or 2. Read this doozy of an...
View ArticleMisty-Eyed Bull Durham Fans Rejoice!
Everybody, get it up for Bull Durham 2: The Gouging! (above, Crash remembers his first kiss, his first limo ride, the making of B.D. #1, becomes subject to some inattentive video editing, belts out...
View ArticleThe change we need? Marinerz Hire Brewerz’ Zduriencik az GM
The American League team with the most room for improvement, The Seattle Mariners, announced the hiring of a replacement GM today, Jerry Zduriencik (above, ruined image swiped from The Newcastle...
View ArticleLast Call for ‘Pomp and Circumstance’
Seattle’s Tuba Man, R.I.P. For the record, I didn’t like the guy when he was alive. I mean, I got the joke… a man, a grown man, at seemingly every single sporting and most non-sporting civic event in...
View ArticleContinuing CSTB’s evolution into an unofficial Derek Erdman fan site
Responding to some of the negative criticism in response to last week’s Chicago Reader illustrations, Mr. Derek Erdman has prepared this illustration, apparently for use as this week’s CRcover: NOTE:...
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